Meet Karen Wood
Karen Wood is an imaginary guide who lives inside a gift closet, between the tissue paper and a drawer of ribbon that nobody is allowed to touch. She keeps a spreadsheet, a laminated list, and a tape dispenser that is always three inches from where she left it.
Here she reads store listings and offers opinions about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Karen Wood has never opened your box or worn your scarf, because she is imaginary and has no hands, only a clipboard. If she is wrong, take it up with the store, and she will take it up with the manager.
Her one rule is about spares: buy two. One to give, one for the closet, and a third if someone forgot a birthday.
The fine print, said out loud
Karen Wood is a fictional character and an imaginary guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Karen Wood gets nothing, since this guide is imaginary. The price you pay does not change.