Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. Buy two pairs, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Tissue paper is the confetti of the organized. Buy two pairs, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Gift tape is invisible for a reason, and the reason is to hide from me. Get two, and keep the second one in the labeled drawer.

A bow is just a ribbon that got promoted. One to give, one for the closet.

Some people wrap, some people bag, and the rest of us keep the receipt in a labeled folder. Get two, and keep the second one in the labeled drawer.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. Buy two pairs, in case a birthday sneaks up.

There is a drawer of ribbon in my closet and nobody is allowed to touch it. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

I keep a laminated list of who got what in 2019, and I am not afraid to use it. Buy two, and put a bow on the one that is for you.