Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

I would like to speak to the manager of wrapping paper, because the corners never line up. Buy two cases, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Tissue paper is the confetti of the organized. I would like it filed.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.

Tissue paper is the confetti of the organized. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

A bow is just a ribbon that got promoted. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.

I would like to speak to the manager of wrapping paper, because the corners never line up. Buy two cases, in case a birthday sneaks up.

I once alphabetized a gift bag, and I will do it again. Buy two, then write it on the list so the list knows.