Nobody in the family knows where the scissors live, and yet everybody asks for them. One is a plan, three is a hobby.

My tape dispenser has been in the wrong place for eleven years, and I blame the dispenser. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.

Some people wrap, some people bag, and the rest of us keep the receipt in a labeled folder. Buy two bottles, in case a birthday sneaks up.

Some people wrap, some people bag, and the rest of us keep the receipt in a labeled folder. Buy two, and put a bow on the one that is for you.

I keep a laminated list of who got what in 2019, and I am not afraid to use it. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

Per the gift list, a thoughtful present should arrive before the thought wears off. You will thank me at the next surprise party.

There is a drawer of ribbon in my closet and nobody is allowed to touch it. Buy two, because a spare gift is a spare tire for friendship.

Gift tape is invisible for a reason, and the reason is to hide from me. I would like it filed.